Saturday, October 4, 2008

aku tgh blur....


kalau rempit jadi magic mirror kat citer snow white.

Queen: Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?
rempit: konfem bukan lu.

Queen: but then who?
rempit: gua suka pompuan ader 'lips'. angelina joile la.
kalau bergetah gua suka maya karin.

Queen: bergetah? what is that, doesn't it mean rubber? am i not beautiful enough?
rempit: ko nak kata bergetah? takdapat la jack.

Queen: why!?(mengada2)
rempit: gua pikir lu mmber. macam adek gua sendiri.

Queen: oh.. thank you!
Rempit: aper tima kasih tima kasih? baek lu blah skang sblum aku kasi ko makan kasut gua.

Queen: but u don't have feet.
Rempit: ko penah tak tertanya asal dorang panggil aku magic mirror?

Queen: ...{-.-}...

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